Funny thing happened at the barber, well funny to all who know me but not funny to me.

I decided to get a hair cut and  as I entered the salon there were no people who had previously cut my hair, not a problem have faith. Anyway the girl asked what I would like and I said  short on the sides and blend in the top and cut the fringe. Well she prepared the clippers and then walked behind me and cut a strip straight down my head. I said what the Fuck thats not what I asked for, she looked at me stunned and I told her to keep going as I look like Crusty the fucking clown!

As you can imagine this week has been hell as EVERYBODY has had a dig!!

To make matters worse I’m leaving on a jet plane a week on Sunday for the Arctic, or Scotland whatever is warmer and I think I might just get a special welcome at immigration !